HEY ITS ME TEH AUTROH OF TJE QUEST FOR THE BLADE OF THE BLADE OF POWER SORRIE IT TOOK SO LONG TO RITE A NEW CAHPTER I HAD TO SEND QUESTIONS TO BRAIN JAQUES WHO HELPED ME WRITE THE REDWAL BOOKS I WROTE 800 QUESTINS IN E-MAIL ACTULEE JUST 746 BUT I SETN A BUNCH OF EMAILS SAYING "ffflsnglsjhlsgjegl" JUST TO ROUND IT OUT NAD 1 QUESTIN WAS "hEY BRAIN WHY DON'T U MAKE 1337 A DIALECT IN UR BOOKZ" SO WITOUT FURPHER ADOO, TJE QUEST FOR THE BLADE OF THE BLADE OF POWER PARRT 5 AT LEAST I THINK IT IS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

PST: ANOHTER REEZON I CUDDINT UPDATE 4 SO LONG IS CUZ MY PARENTZ GROWNDED ME CUZ I GOT AN F IN SPELLLING WHO NEEDS SPELING ANEEWAYZ I'M OKAY WIHTOUT IT RITE????????????????????

ACT 1
::meanwile in teh verman camp TEHRE WAS TRUBBLE*
krad: im da best
gartar: no u arent. i'll kill u
krad: but i just killed u last cahpter!!1
gartar: o yea.
::gartar died again LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO::
krad: so whos going to cause the trubble?
Darkdeath: Stop looking at me. I didnt do anyhting yet.
krad: I didnt loko at u
Darkdeath: in taht case EULALIA!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!11111!1
krad: hahahahahahaha a trader! Well trade... THIS!
::krad pulls out a pack of deadly... POKEMON CARDS::
Darkdeath: no! Only a fiend would weild a pack of pokemon cards
KRAD: IM TEH VILLIN
Darkdeath: must resist cards must not give up must kill verman EULALIA1111111
::Darkdeath valiants trys to resist but saddly falls::
Darkdeath: i'll give you a Scyther and a Electabuzz for your shiny magneton
krad: never!!! a shiny for a shiny!1!
::TIHS IS 2 BORING SO ILL TALK ABOUR TEH OTHER PPL::
Spoat: I'm board.
Icelina: this story sux!
Spoat: Lets play poker wiht scrubbo, i got a new deck
Icelina: scrubbo died. remember, teh hole "squirrel" thing.
Spoat: oh yeh. what about cluny. is he still alive
Icelina: he wasnt ever alive in tihs story he was a gost
Spoat: ook. is he still dead?
Icelina: no, Krad killed him
Spoat: oh, well that explanes EVERYTHING
::hordbeasts are boaring so EULALIA::
Darkdeath: What? A Charizard for a Raichu?! EULALIA!
::Darkdeath killed 999999999999 verman but it WAS ACTUALLY A TRAP::
Darkdeath: i am trapped!
Darkdeath: and i escape!
::Darkdeath uses his magic powerz to escape::
Darkdeath: now I will turn into a SUPER BADGER
::Darkdeath turns gold::
krad: who are u?
Darkdeath: ally to good, nightmare to you?
::Darkdeath beat up Krad, but Krad trapped Darkdeath in a sacred bottle and tossed it INOT TEH ABBY POND:;
krad: have fun in the abby pond with the ATOM BOMB INSIDE IT TAHT MAKES TEH WATER POSONUS HAHAHA

ACT TOO
::meenwile Shuu was trying to... CLEAN TEH DISHWASHER::
Shuu: hey I found a secret noat in the dishwasher and it says these things

you are very dumb
because you didnt use the right incantashon when it stuck out like a sore thumb
on the back of the stone its inscribed
to read it you dont need to be bribed
it tells you teh words to say
to save the day
hooray
hey
I'm not done yet
Ive got to tell u about krad who in preveeis cahpterz was Garrette
she must be stoppd
hit her with the magic mop
boddly-bop

Shuu: these riddles give me a hedache. im going to go see matthias about this
::Shuu sees Matthias about this::
Matthias: we must read back of rocks
Deyna the 2rd: for great justice?
Matthias: no
::Matthias reads the incantashon::
Matthias: vodo-la, pyr-terra-night, cale-yin, tepis-chore, VINKY-WINKY
::a magic mop appeers::
Matthias: its teh magic mop of martin
Rose: martin never had a mop
Matthias: WELL HE GOT ONE NOW
::a mousemade walks up to the abby::
Flowertail: hello is this redwall abby i came here to start a life of peace
::Matthias falls in love with Flowertail becuz this is an ALTERNATE UNIVERS WERE CORNFLOWER IS UH DEAD::
::A FEW MINUTES LATER::
Matthias: Flowertail, we may have just met a few minutes ago but it feels like forever. I luv u!
Flowertail: I luv u 2
::THen... KRAD KILLD FLOWERTAIL::
krad: I hate dinosaurs, fishes..... AND floral mice
Matthias: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FLOWERTAIL
::Matthia knocks krad out of teh abby::
Matthias: oh, flowertail... if only u didnt die, we couldve gotten married, but we cant now.
::Flowertail miraculously comes back to life::
Matthias: sw33t!
::THEN KRAD KILLED FLOWERTAIL AGAIN::
krad: taht's what you get for coming back 2 life!
Matthias: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FLOWERTAIL
::Matthia knocks krad out of teh abby::
Matthias: oh, flowertail... if only u didnt die again...
::Flowertail miraculously comes back to life::
Matthias: now were together 4ever!
::THen KRAD KILLED FLOWERTAIL YET AGAIN::
Matthias: fine, she can stay dead.
krad: YAY!
::then CORNFLOWER CAME BACK TO LIFE::
Cornflower: Matthias!!!
::Matthias gulps::
Cornflower: Im dead for one minute and then I find you off dating other floral mice!
Matthias: but...
::Cornflower charges at Matthias breathing fire but KRAD KILLS HER::
Matthias: you killed Cornflower!
krad: yep.
Matthias: shes dead 4 good!
krad: yep.
Matthias: you know there's only one thing I can do in response to this...
krad: yep.
::Matthias gives krad $20::
Matthias: thanks again for saving my skin.
krad: no prob. Seeya at the hole "final battle" thing

TEH END? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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