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Cruel Jokes

The Cruel Jokes are the oldest remaining feature of this website. Each one is cruel in its own unique way, but the whole section basically boils down to me trying to get on your nerves through the use of hackneyed pieces of Javascript. Kind of irrelevant, and VERY annoying, but people seem to like them and as I said they're a classic staple, so I figured I'd keep them around.

WARNING: CRUEL JOKES ARE EXCEEDINGLY CRUEL! CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Cruel Joke #1
A really nifty file that everyone should download!

Cruel Joke #2
Just brings a couple of alerts up. It doesn't take too long. Honest. *nonchalant whistle*

Cruel Joke #3
Under construction. PERMANENTLY.

Cruel Joke #4
Don't use this one if you are prone to seizures.

Cruel Joke #5
Be warned... this is about as cruel as it gets. Also, it may work better (or rather, worse) on some browsers than others.

Cruel Joke #6
Not to pat myself on the back, but... wow, this was a stroke of genius, wasn't it? The only way to do this one justice is seeing it for yourself, so go ahead and look... if you dare.

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