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The Worst Redwall Fanfic Ever
Part 3


THE KWEST FOR BLADE OF POWAR - paret 3 of i dont no how mny (it wuz gonna b a longr title but i ran outta room)

OK I LEARND THAT CAPS MAKE YOU LOOK MUCH SMARTR IN OOFF (THAT STANDS FOR OUT OF FANFIC I MEAD THAT UP MYSELF BECUZ I AM SO SMART9 AND I ALSO LEARN THAT FANFICS LOOK MORE INTELEGINT WHEN U MAKE THEM IN SCRIPT FORM SO IM MAKING THEZE IN SCRIPT FORM NOW). THIS CAHPTER HAS 3 HALFS TO IT CUZ ITS SPECIAL LOL HAHAHA THATWUZ A FUNY JOKE I HEARD SOMEWHERE LAUGH LIKE THIS LOLOLOLOLOLOL

HALf 1
::Gartar teh mean wuz fightning his siste r who wwas named Garrette but i cahnged it cuz garrett is a boy's name so now shes called Krad and thats dark spelled backwords cuz im so good at making up names and they fought a while and Gartar pulled out his sowrd::
Gartar: i'm the 1 who killed you garrette who is now named Krad
Krad: hahahaha! Your wrong, i killed you.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahaahahahahahaha!
Gartar: You're laffing will be your downfall sister cuz im going to attack you wile your laffing
Krad: Oh nooooooo!
::Gartar hit KRad whith his sword but missed::
Krad: hahahahaha! You missed. Now i will use my ninja star
::Krad through her ninja star at Gartar and hit him but hhe was still okk::
Gartar: hahahaha im the main villin you cant beat me! becuz if you did the story would be over
krad: no it wouldnt it would have a twist becuz the main villin would switch people
::AUTHORS NOTE; i just read the TAGGERUMG so thats how i made up this good idea::
Krad: hahahaha see? The authors on my side 2.
Gartar: but you have no way to beat me cuz i am so much stronger and better at fightings.
Krad: no your not
Gartar: yes i am
Krad: no your not
Gartar: yesi am
Kead: no your not
Gartar: yes i am
Krad: no your not
Gartar: no i am
Krad: yes your not
gartar: yes i am
Krad: no your not
Gartar: yes i am
Krad: no you r not
Gartar: yes i am
Krad: well ok u r but i got a sercet weapon.
Gartar: wot.
::krad begins tranfromign and truning into a high clas character who is written by a better author::
Krad: Ha ha, old chap! By the power of my spell and grammar check ray, I have been able to optimize the efficiency of my spelling. Your puny typo-filled brain cannot comprehend such writing.
Gartar: yyou're right ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
::gartar disapeers and krad turns back to normil::
Krad: tahts what u get when you r my brother
::Krad calls upon her horde::
Krad: now we must summmon our new ally, the bigest threat to the redwallers since ever. it is a face that they will be farmiliar with but he is now under my control and will help me take over the abbey
Hordes: we hate dinosaurs
Krad: Thats right!

HAlF 2
::meanwile in redwall abby::
Shuu: hey wats up guys
Matthias: me and Deyna the 2th r trying to figure out thi s riddle
Deyna the 2th: yeh this riddle is tuff cuz its like this


this is a riddle my martin the warrior
so go out and find the magic stone, dont be a worrier
the magic stone
will help you win even if you're all alone
it is in the place with a red wall
if you jump off a wall you fall
its berried under ground
were it must be found
next to the big red tree
that you can see
right now
you cow

::Shuu shrugs::
Shruu: its a mistery. martin is 2 clever we cant figure out his riddles. ive got 2 dust the tree now so goodbye and if i find the magic stone while dusting the tree ill tell you but if not i wont cuz i wont have anything to say
::Shuu starts to dust the tree. then rose comes runnning in::
Rose: Matthias come quick, i think something's going on
::They run to the door to find foremole who was hit by a rock laying on the ground with a lump on his head muttering stuff::
Foremole: in the abbey, war is beginning...
Matthias: What happen?
Rose: Someone set up us the rock.
Deyna the 22th: We get door knock.
Matthias: What!
Denya the 2th: Door hatch open.
::a small hatch on the door opens up to reveal the face of the gost of Cluny the Scourge!::
Matthias: It's you.
Cluny: How are you gentlemen!! All your Abbey are belong to us. You are on the way to enslavement.
Matthias: What you say?
Cluny: You have no chance to beat me make your pie. Hahaha.
::Clunys gost flies over to his henchman Spoat whos a stoat::
Cluny: Pick up every rock
Spoat: You know what you doing
::meanwhile in the abbey::
Matthias: Move rock
Rose: For great justice
::Shuu runs up::
Shuu: hey i found a magic stone
Deyna the 22th: SWWWEEEEEEEEEETT
Rose: lets see if it grants us a wish
Mattthias: but weve gotta move the rocks for great justice!
Rose: Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Shuu: i, being abbot, no the magical incantation for the magic stone
::Shuu says the magic incantation::
Shuu: SIM, SIM, SALABIM!
::Captain Planet appeers::
Captain Planet: Hey kids.
Matthias: Captain planet, youve gotta save the abbey
Captain Planet: And YOUVE gotta save the PLANET by recycling and using eco-light-bulbs. The power is MINE
::Captain Planet disappeers::
Shuu: Woops, wrong incantation

HALF 3
::Superstripe the Unrealistic is blowing the hordes up::
Superstripe: KAMEHA-MEHA!
::Superstripe blows up a bunch of verman::
Superstripe: HADOKEN!
::Superstripe blows up a bunch of verman::
Krad: hey, your suposed to be in your star cruser not killing us
::Superstripe puts his turban on::
Superstipe: I'm not superstripe, im darkdeath, the evil the evil verman whos come to help u
Krad: OKK
Cluny: lets party!
::Krad kills clunys gost::
Krad: tahts waht u get when you're a gost

THE END OF PART 3

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